Looking for a Couple Two-Tree New Mascots
While I’m sure it’ll be two very cute anthropomorphic boy and girl porcupines, it’s fun to propose these two as the new mascots of the SWB RailRiders.
I imagine one has spent the last six years or so living the hobo lifestyle, making half-hearted attempts looking for a new minor league town to call his home. The other knows a thing or two about being rode out-of-town on a rail (pending appeal). Both deserve a second chance. Why not at the new-and-improved ballpark?